Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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