North Korea, Best Korea!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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