Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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