You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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