Where did you get a picture of my penis
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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