I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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