Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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