The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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