Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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