i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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