i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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