I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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