I'm gonna have a badass scar
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i came on her dog
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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