people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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