Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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