I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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