talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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