What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money canβt buy
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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