id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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