I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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