Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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