2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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