Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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