This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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