Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
