I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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