So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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