I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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