i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Randomize
