So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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