operation harelip BJ is a go
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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