i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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