guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
