As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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