It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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