what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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