I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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