I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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