he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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