I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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