I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
There r osticjed everywhere
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
