Your dad touched me again.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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