is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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