Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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