I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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