Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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