so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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