i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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