when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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