The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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