Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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